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Enormous Changes At The Last Minute: An Interview With Calvin

The two spoke over Instagram last week to talk about how the pandemic has influenced, etc. etc,

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August 4, 2020

We could be wrestlers. Show up in our underwear

Jeeeeeezuz

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But I could grow a hogan mustache and dye my hair blonde

No I mean that would be a legit way to one up ourselves

And not cut it till then so it looks like his

And get a spray tan

But we'd really be putting ourselves out there

Oh of course

Undertaker

But we'd have to

Wheel up to every match in a coffin

Play the theme song

Hahahaha could you imagine

Wheel up to every match in a coffin

Play the theme song

Hahahaha could you imagine

OR

We could be Triple H and
Sean Matthewsssss

The whole 7 minute theme song every match

Michaels you moron

Sweet chin music

Sean Michael's discount department and shoe store me moron

Shoe store

Hahahahahaha autocorrect put the apostrophe

Sean Michael's craft isle

We should have dill be Paul bearer and scream from the sidelines every match

Better idea

I'll be mankind and dill can be the sock

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Giulia Di Stravola is a writer based in Brooklyn. Before pursuing writing and media full-time, she worked with the United Nations. Giulia is fluent in four languages, and is currently working on a screenplay and a short story collection.